Freeman's Mind： Episode 68 [FINAL EPISODE!]-Ex-Da3NC83o.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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--AAAAAHH!

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[crumbling] [screaming]

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[gasping]

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Holy shit, holy shit, HOLY SHIT!

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LOVECRAFT WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

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HOW DID HE KNOW?!

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Huh, it's not attacking.

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Fuck!

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ALL RIGHT! LET HISTORY KNOW YOU STARTED IT!

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Stupid air resistance...

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What the fuck is THAT?!

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OH GOD! IT'S FOLLOWING ME!

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NO NO NO!

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NO NOO--

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[fzzt]

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--O!

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Oof...

#2000:00:47,106→00:00:49,320

Low gravity's coming in handy.

#2100:00:49,320→00:00:50,934

What the fuck's going on up there?!

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WAAA-AAA-AAAAA!

#2300:00:54,062→00:00:56,665

YOU'RE FLYING PIÑATAS IS WHAT YOU ARE!

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WHERE'S MY CANDY?!

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ANY MORE?!

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Jesus Christ!

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[exhales]

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Sometimes I think it's so awesome being me

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that the universe has turn to complete shit to cope with it.

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This is one of those predictions I was hoping wasn't true, but...

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Yeah, REAL low gravity.

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...but reality is clearly breaking down the longer I'm alive.

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Yeah! Air time!

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I like this!

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Ah! Wonderful. Well, this is good.

#3600:01:31,745→00:01:35,437

Well, hey, now I know all the big secrets.

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This is why security was so tight at Black Mesa:

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we were killing people by the hundreds!

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The best part is: there would have been no evidence at all! None!

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Now I'm not even sure if these were Science Team members.

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I think they might've just been spare security guards.

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"Hey, you want to make an extra fifty bucks?

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"Just put this suit on and walk into that chamber."

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That's probably why we had advertisements for security guards ALL OVER the damned place.

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They might not have even been guards, not all of them.

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Yeah, I'll take that.

#4700:02:09,737→00:02:13,801

We were in fucking New Mexico; they could've just thrown migrant workers in here.

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Because hundreds of scientists disappearing?

#4900:02:17,371→00:02:21,889

There's no way they could've gotten away with that! That would send shockwaves!

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What was it that guy said to me?

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I know more than any one man should?

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He must've been dead serious when he said that.

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Okay, so it's either live in this ant colony or find out where this goes.

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Not much to lose!

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[fzzt]

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Oh, fuck.

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What?!

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OH, THANKS! I NEEDED A DISTRACTION!

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I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS I NEED TO DEAL WITH OR ANYTHING!

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OH GOD!

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OKAY, KEEP MOVING!

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I'M TOTALLY NOT FIGHTING AN ELDER GOD! NOPE!

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NO NO NO!

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THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING!

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IT'S JUST REALLY BIG...

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LEVITATES AND...

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LOOKS LIKE AN ELDER GOD!

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BUT I SHOULD TRY AND KEEP PERSPECTIVE!

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NUH!

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WE HAD DINOSAURS BIGGER THAN YOU!

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OR AT LEAST TALLER!

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WUAAH!

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AND EARTH GRAVITY'S WAY HIGHER, SO WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!

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Fuck, I'm out of explosive rounds!

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Hey, that crystal's helping him!

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WHAT THE SHIT?! DON'T DO THAT!

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I'M COMING UP THERE!

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OH SHIT! OHH SHIT!

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AIR TIME!

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AIR GORDON!

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR BIG HEAD AND YOUR STUPID CRYSTALS!

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This is gonna hurt...!

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AH!

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FUCK YOU!

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YEAH! WHAT D'YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?!

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Oh, shit!

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No, no--!

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--no!

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Oof! Fuck, my leg!

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WUAAAAAA-AAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAH!

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STOP BEING ASSHOLES! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!

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I JUST HAVE TO TEACH YOU WITH MY BULLETS!

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LOTS AND LOTS OF BULLETS!

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YOU'RE NOT LEARNING!

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OPEN YOUR M--OH MY GOD!

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GET BACK!

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BACK!

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BACK!

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BACK!

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NOW STAY STILL!

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GOOD! YOU'RE LEARNING!

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Whoa!

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I THOUGHT I GOT ALL OF THEM!

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DON'T YOU GLOW RED ON ME!

#10600:04:18,450→00:04:22,653

Okay, well, you seem to be ignoring me. I'll take that.

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I mean, in time, I'll need you to show respect,

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but for now, I'll settle for not shrieking like a harpy and trying to mind-flay me.

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Ah, goodies.

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Whoa-ho! Don't have my space legs yet.

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Oh, here we go! Lots of stuff!

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More explosive rounds.

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See, your sacrifice would've been in vain,

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but now that I'm here, your life had purpose.

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This is what I do.

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So am I going to have to dig my way out of here?

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That's going to be a lot of work. I'm gonna need more calories to pull that off.

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Hey!

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What the hell are you?

#12000:04:58,057→00:05:00,095

Some sort of sky lantern.

#12100:05:00,095→00:05:02,510

Well, hey, there's the teleporter up there.

#12200:05:02,510→00:05:04,834

Okay! Time for a physics experiment.

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Oh, wow! It does hold my weight.

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I'm the low-g man.

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This is sweet.

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Well, I can't say I'm happy to return to that guy,

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but him seeing me again should at least piss him off.

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[fzzt]

#12900:05:19,099→00:05:20,335

Whuh!

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HEY! REMEMBER ME?!

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YOU REMEMBER ME!

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HEY, I FOUND MORE OF THESE ROUNDS! ISN'T THAT COOL?!

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WHOA! WELL, I THINK IT'S COOL!

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YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY IS COOL?! THIS SPACE-Y LASER GUN?!

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LET'S TEST IT OUT ON YOUR CRYSTALS!

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OH! I MISSED IT! LET'S TRY IT AGAIN!

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COOL! HERE, YOU CAN HAVE SOME!

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Stupid crystals...

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Oh, not this again...

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[vortigaunt charging up] C'mon! C'MON!

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[vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

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[vortigaunt charging up] PISS OFF!

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[vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

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RAAAH!

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STOP--!

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HOOOO!

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Okay, water...! I can do water!

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[underwater mumbling]

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I hear trouble...!

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Where IS that?!

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[underwater mumbling]

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Whoa-whoa-WHOA!

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[vortigaunt charging up]

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[vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

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[vortigaunt charging up] [gibbering]

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[vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

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[shuddering] That hurts even more when I'm wet!

#15800:06:18,117→00:06:23,011

Okay! If everyone keeps their distance, no one will get hurt who is me!

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Draw! Wait, I said that late.

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[vortigaunt charging up] Draw!

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[vortigaunt bolt] [shudder]

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Fuck it.

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Yeah, draw. I win.

#16400:06:31,486→00:06:35,823

Well, this place is nice and roomy. It has a pool.

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Hey, there's a light up there. Is someone signaling me?

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I think it's Morse for "Yabba-dabba-labba-dabba-yabba-labba".

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA-

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Oof...

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...whoa!

#17000:06:46,195→00:06:48,515

THAT WAS BAD ASS! Did you see that?!

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Hey! SCIENTIST: Yes?

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Oh, wow! You're alive!

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They fucked you, too, huh?

#17400:06:52,839→00:06:54,945

Well, listen, are you any good at basketball?

#17500:06:54,945→00:06:58,540

This might work as a low gravity court; we could use an alien head as the ball.

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SCIENTIST: Well, it appears the containment system as completely failed.

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Oh, God, you're another one of those savant fucks who doesn't know what's happening!

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I can't take this!

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This is worse than no one alive at all!

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Low-G cannonball!

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[underwater mumbling]

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No, shark...! Get out before the shark...!

#18300:07:15,859→00:07:18,366

Huh, this is depressing.

#18400:07:18,366→00:07:23,785

Oh, there's another ledge; that should cheer me up, right? Because it's... rock?

#18500:07:23,785→00:07:24,667

Whuuuuuuuuaaa--!

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Palmed it!

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Okay... let's hit--Ah! That's a little rough.

#18800:07:30,306→00:07:34,960

Y'know, I figure--ahh--that these chambers must be pressurized.

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This gravity is even lower than before; I shouldn't be able to even breathe

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with gravity this low.

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Lucky me.

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Okay, I really don't want to jump in the shark tank again,

#19300:07:44,690→00:07:48,959

so I'm just going to hang off. Shouldn't be too bad on my knees.

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Ah-ah! Free fall!

#19500:07:51,850→00:07:53,926

Yeah, that's not so bad.

#19600:07:53,926→00:07:57,665

Okay, do I want to go cause some more trouble?

#19700:07:57,665→00:07:59,681

Yeah, I kind of do.

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I mean this place has no future.

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Besides, he fucking started it!

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[fzzt]

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Hey-hey! Me again!

#20200:08:08,024→00:08:10,759

Yeah, happy to see you, too! Check this out!

#20300:08:10,759→00:08:12,995

Oh, these air currents suck.

#20400:08:12,995→00:08:15,767

Yeah, sorry! That trick didn't go how I hoped!

#20500:08:15,767→00:08:19,165

But, hey, here's an old favorite; you like this one, right?!

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Boy, you're hard to please today!

#20700:08:21,207→00:08:22,000

YOU MISSED!

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YOUR BODYGUARD SUCKS!

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[Nihilanth bolt] [shudder]

#21000:08:26,642→00:08:28,237

OKAY, I FELT THAT ONE!

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MY TURN!

#21200:08:29,576→00:08:33,318

Hey, let's stop fucking around; your existence is an affront to my species,

#21300:08:33,318→00:08:35,868

so I've got--Oh, not this again!

#21400:08:35,868→00:08:38,775

You don't have to--no, no, no!

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Are we gon--

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[fzzt]

#21700:08:39,854→00:08:40,678

--na...?

#21800:08:40,678→00:08:41,931

Uh, water...

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Big...

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Wait...

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[underwater mumbling]

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OH, HELL! IT'S ONE OF THOSE BIG GUYS!

#22300:08:49,177→00:08:51,400

Oh. He's walking away.

#22400:08:52,859→00:08:55,787

But... Yeah, this is the same place.

#22500:08:55,787→00:08:59,320

Well, you go take a nap or whatever. Don't let me disturb you.

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[fzzt]

#22700:09:00,677→00:09:01,676

I'm back!

#22800:09:01,676→00:09:04,077

Can you believe I still have ammunition left?!

#22900:09:04,077→00:09:05,200

I know, right?!

#23000:09:06,550→00:09:08,705

I mean, what else am I gonna do with it?!

#23100:09:08,705→00:09:11,808

Oh, this again! THIS IS YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!

#23200:09:11,808→00:09:14,438

Y'KNOW, IF YOU COULD SEND ME TO SOME LUXURY RESORT,

#23300:09:14,438→00:09:16,000

I WOULDN'T WANT TO COME BACK HERE!

#23400:09:17,250→00:09:19,934

Haaah... Okay, guess I'm getting cleaned up.

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[underwater mumbling]

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I see haven't changed much in my absence.

#23700:09:25,711→00:09:27,506

You know what? You're a good roommate;

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you just stand in the corner and mutter to yourself.

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I can't ask for more than that.

#24000:09:31,864→00:09:32,977

[fzzt]

#24100:09:32,977→00:09:36,134

You know that other guy's a lot more chilled out than you are!

#24200:09:36,134→00:09:40,156

You probably think you're enlightened with your floating and prayer motions,

#24300:09:40,156→00:09:42,133

but, really, you're just a dick!

#24400:09:42,133→00:09:47,300

Oh, big surprise! Big... fucking... surprise!

#24500:09:47,927→00:09:48,961

[sighs]

#24600:09:48,961→00:09:51,133

Fucking swan dive purgatory.

#24700:09:51,791→00:09:53,543

[underwater mm-hmm]

#24800:09:53,543→00:09:56,823

Well, I'm out of rockets, but I want to unload everything.

#24900:09:56,823→00:10:02,467

It's better to die in a low-gravity ballet trying to kill an elder god than...

#25000:10:02,467→00:10:04,393

Well, that's my only option, really.

#25100:10:04,393→00:10:05,609

[fzzt]

#25200:10:05,609→00:10:09,357

YEAH! FEEL THE STING OF DEFENSE DEPARTMENT FUNDING!

#25300:10:09,357→00:10:14,218

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS GUN IS BUT IT'S VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE!

#25400:10:14,218→00:10:15,732

Blah!

#25500:10:15,732→00:10:17,703

OH, MY GOD! HIS HEAD IS A PORTAL!

#25600:10:17,703→00:10:20,055

HE KEEPS A UNIVERSE IN HIS HEAD!

#25700:10:20,055→00:10:21,114

I WANT IT!

#25800:10:21,114→00:10:22,805

YES! IT'S BREAKING APART!

#25900:10:22,805→00:10:26,450

THAT MEANS I GET TO BE THE NEW GOD! THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, RIGHT?!

#26000:10:26,450→00:10:27,559

[vortigaunt charging up] I'VE GOTTA GET UP THERE!

#26100:10:27,559→00:10:30,782

[vortigaunt bolt] AH! NOW'S NOT THE TIME, FUCKSTICK!

#26200:10:30,782→00:10:33,754

HE'S MAKING PORTALS EVERYWHERE; I'VE GOTTA GET ONE!

#26300:10:33,754→00:10:36,078

GIVE IT TO ME! I NEED A GOOD ONE!

#26400:10:36,078→00:10:37,838

NO! I'M GONNA MISS IT!

#26500:10:37,838→00:10:38,701

GIVE ME!

#26600:10:42,175→00:10:45,210

Blah! G-MAN: Gordon Freeman, in the flesh,

#26700:10:45,210→00:10:47,466

G-MAN: or rather in the Hazard Suit,

#26800:10:47,466→00:10:49,274

That's a fucking microbe! G-MAN: I took the liberty

#26900:10:49,274→00:10:51,561

G-MAN: of relieving you of your weapons.

#27000:10:51,561→00:10:54,524

What? G-MAN: Most of them were government property.

#27100:10:54,524→00:10:56,741

Did you drug me? G-MAN: As for the suit,

#27200:10:56,741→00:10:58,108

G-MAN: I think you've earned it.

#27300:10:58,108→00:10:59,550

How long have I been out?

#27400:10:59,550→00:11:00,229

What the fuck--?!

#27500:11:00,229→00:11:01,508

[fzzt]

#27600:11:01,508→00:11:02,200

Jesus!

#27700:11:02,200→00:11:04,310

G-MAN: The borderword, Xen,

#27800:11:04,310→00:11:07,840

Did you do this?! G-MAN: is in our control for the time being,

#27900:11:07,840→00:11:12,542

G-MAN: thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you've managed over there,

#28000:11:12,542→00:11:14,924

Yeah, tell me about it! G-MAN: I am impressssed!

#28100:11:14,924→00:11:17,236

Well, you SHOULD be! I had to do S--

#28200:11:17,236→00:11:17,847

[fzzt]

#28300:11:17,847→00:11:20,388

--O much... Christ, stop that, please.

#28400:11:20,388→00:11:23,579

G-MAN: That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman.

#28500:11:23,579→00:11:26,398

Where?! G-MAN: I have recommended your services

#28600:11:26,398→00:11:28,926

G-MAN: to my ehhhhhh-employers,

#28700:11:28,926→00:11:32,177

What, you're CIA? G-MAN: and they have authorized me to

#28800:11:32,177→00:11:39,273

G-MAN: offer you a job; they agree with me that you have limitlessss potential.

#28900:11:39,273→00:11:42,722

Well, you're right, but CIA? God, I don't know.

#29000:11:42,722→00:11:43,528

[fzzt]

#29100:11:43,528→00:11:45,467

Man, CIA is hardcore.

#29200:11:45,467→00:11:47,591

G-MAN: You've proved yourself a decisive man

#29300:11:47,591→00:11:50,912

G-MAN: so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do.

#29400:11:50,912→00:11:53,056

I want a pardon. G-MAN: If you're interested,

#29500:11:53,056→00:11:57,638

G-MAN: just step into the portal and I will take that as a "yessss".

#29600:11:57,638→00:11:59,031

A pardon signed by the President.

#29700:11:59,031→00:12:00,723

G-MAN: Otherwise, well...

#29800:12:00,723→00:12:02,774

I want labwork in Hawaii.

#29900:12:02,774→00:12:07,716

G-MAN: I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning.

#30000:12:07,716→00:12:11,875

G-MAN: Rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived.

#30100:12:11,875→00:12:14,065

So, you're threatening me?

#30200:12:14,065→00:12:16,709

I'm not hearing a "yes" to my conditions.

#30300:12:16,709→00:12:18,432

G-MAN: Time to choose.

#30400:12:18,432→00:12:20,209

Seriously, I want Hawaii.

#30500:12:20,209→00:12:23,179

And I'm a physicist; I'm done being shot at.

#30600:12:23,179→00:12:24,209

You understand that, right?

#30700:12:24,209→00:12:25,585

G-MAN: It's time to choose.

#30800:12:25,585→00:12:29,890

You're threatening me, you took my weapons, and you're a fucking Time Lord.

#30900:12:29,890→00:12:30,853

This is bullshit.

#31000:12:30,853→00:12:33,347

[fzzt]

#31100:12:33,347→00:12:38,882

G-MAN: Wisely done, Mr. Freeman! I will see you up ahead.

#31200:12:50,603→00:12:52,868

[Big thanks to Ross Scott for all the great work! --danielsangeo]

#31300:17:05,739→00:17:10,698

G-MAN: I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning.

#31400:17:10,698→00:17:14,681

G-MAN: Rather an anticlimax after what you've just survived.

#31500:17:14,681→00:17:17,200

Hey, asshole! I don't work for you!

#31600:17:18,093→00:17:18,801

Do you--

#31700:17:19,711→00:17:21,355

G-MAN: Time to choose.

#31800:17:21,355→00:17:23,211

You're not explaining anything,

#31900:17:23,211→00:17:25,787

so, to me, that say you're just going to fuck me,

#32000:17:25,787→00:17:27,303

so why am I even talking to you?

#32100:17:27,303→00:17:28,736

G-MAN: It's time to choose.

#32200:17:28,736→00:17:32,850

Okay, here's what we're going to do: you're going to turn this space tram around,

#32300:17:32,850→00:17:34,973

drop me off back on Earth,

#32400:17:34,973→00:17:38,226

then you can tell Langley your personality didn't win me over.

#32500:17:38,226→00:17:41,683

G-MAN: Well, it looks like we won't be working together.

#32600:17:41,683→00:17:42,258

Correct!

#32700:17:42,258→00:17:44,340

G-MAN: No regrets, Mr. Freeman.

#32800:17:44,340→00:17:45,000

What?

#32900:17:45,899→00:17:47,027

No!

#33000:17:47,027→00:17:48,379

Okay...

#33100:17:48,379→00:17:49,081

Shit!

#33200:17:49,081→00:17:50,534

Okay, this is not...

#33300:17:51,370→00:17:52,226

No!

#33400:17:52,226→00:17:53,110

Wuah!

#33500:17:53,110→00:17:56,786

Okay! I changed my mind! I'll listen to what you have to sa-AAAH!

#33600:17:56,786→00:17:58,640

WHAT ARE YOU?!

#33700:17:58,640→00:18:02,023

LIKE, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?! I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT!

#33800:18:02,023→00:18:03,336

[squeals]

#33900:18:03,336→00:18:04,667

DON'T EAT ME!